me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography
bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream
Me: *mentions favorite tv show*
Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“
Me:
I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
me: it literally is NOT that deep sometimes you just have to enjoy things without making them meaningful
literally me 2 seconds later when i look at the clock and the hour and minutes match:
Soulmate AU: “maybe I don’t have a soulmate ):”
Me, shovelling popcorn in my mouth: oHOHOHO
everyone says “i forgive but i don’t forget” whereas my dumb, bitter ass is over here never forgiving but always forgetting
once i remember why i was mad in the first place, it’s over for you hoes
my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling