the signs as essential school supplies
- aries: large textbooks. to smack stupid hoes with
- taurus: fuckboy repellent spray
- gemini: phone + charger
- cancer: those 64 pack crayons with the built in sharpener. those bitches with the 12 pack wanna be you
- leo: a box of kleenex for u to wipe away ur tears. ur gonna need it
- virgo: pain relievers for those killer headaches u will inevitably get
- libra: colorful pens. not that basic blue and black shit
- scorpio: a shopping cart full of gum
- sagittarius: a water bottle filled with vodka
- capricorn: a scissor so u can cut bitches
- aquarius: earbuds, u can't go to school without them
- pisces: a pillow for nap time
